Vrooooom...was that Lewis Hamilton? Funny Shoes!

Now...I have a few bones to pick with this young gentlemen who drives a fast car.

Firstly, I much touch upon the fact that he should not be racing under a British Flag but under a Swiss Flag. Mr Hamilton chooses to bank all his hard earned...yeah right...money in the Swiss Banks. There is one simple little reason for this. If he banks with the Swiss then he doesn't have to pay anywhere near the amount of tax he would have to pay here. Many people might see this as a good idea...I however do not. If he so chooses to bank over there then we should take his British passport away and give him a Swiss one. If he doesn't want to help pay towards the upkeep of the country that gave him everything he has today then he can go fuck his own little Mclaren F1 car. The man earns soooooooooooo much fucking money from racing...RACING...he doesn't do anything special. He drives a fucking car. The guys out the back fixing and preparing his car should get more money than he does. They do all the hard and important work. He just gets the glory and not much of that either...snigger snigger.

Secondly there is the advert I saw him in a while back. This tickled me it really did. Mr Hamilton...remember he races cars, this is very important...did an advert for Nike Running Shoes. An F1 Driver advertising Nike Running Shoes...F1...Running...F1...Running. The two just do not go together one little bit. At what point in an F1 race does the driver ever need to have a quick run?!?! FUCKING NEVER. I could understand him advertising crash helmets or Swiss Banks but running shoes! Sorry Nike...you made the wrong choice there. I'll tell you who Nike should've got to advertise their running shoes. If they ever find her...Maddy McCan. Now, I know exactly what you're all thinking. But wait, it does kind of make sense. When/if they find her Nike should give her a HUGE contract to advertise their running shoes. Who else would've needed running shoes more than her. She could stress the need for running away from things...such as dirty old men. I tell you all now that that advert would generate more sales in 1 day compared to what Mr Hamilton generated in 1 year.

Lastly I have one more thing to say about him. IF YOU'RE THAT GOOD A RACING DRIVER TRY WINNING SOMETHING YOU SWISS GIT!!

Until next time ladles and jelly spoons...