People that really fuck me off

Now my hump is filled to the brim with hatred and disgust for the people we see and read about everyday. I feel it is time to unleash my hatred towards them. Now, let's start with the most recent of news...Imogen or Imigen or Imaslut or whatever her name is..FUCK YOU. So what if someone has an injuction out against you to keep your mouth shut. Maybe, and here's a healful hint for the future, keep your fucking legs and cunt shut and you won't be in this bother will you. Now, i am not condoning what these football players do...Ryan Giggs shame on you...but if this tart knew they were married then why did she sleep with them in the first place? I smell a slag...or is that Thanet, i can never tell. Stop rocking out on famous guys cocks and then complaining when they stop you from talking about it. Helpful hint number 2...If there is a ring on his finger then don't put his finger in your ring.

Now, Max Clifford. Stop helping these tarts and slags and wags and whoever else you have under your grotty little money grabbing wing and fuck off.

David Cameron...FUCK YOU. This man is a first class, all round, gold standard, tip top steaming great twat. Who the fuck voted this mini Thatcher into power. I hope you drown in a puddle of my vomit.

Fiona Philips...writer for the Daily Mirror. Saggy old cunt more like. I've tried in vane to wank off to this women but i have come to the conclusion that it is impossible. Apart from the fact she is a Chelsea FC supporter, she is also one hell of a stupid human being.

Coleen Nolan...again...FUCK YOU. How do these 2 women keep getting jobs in the media?!?!?!?! They suck. They just write shite in spite of the fact they're no longer tight...excuse the ryhme but i just watned to do it. One gives advise on life HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and the other just, well, talks shite as i said.

Anyone involved with the making or production of X Factor...kill yourself.

Which brings me onto the subject of Danniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Minogue. How can a nation, who is currently being lead by the biggest moron on the planet, be more outraged by the sacking/leaving of a failed singer on a talent show when Mr Cameron is running this country into the ground. I guess that sums up the English...IDIOTS. We seem more worried by who's going to replace Danniiiiiiiiiiiiiii as we did about our leader giving £650'000'000 to Pakistan as an apology for saying they harbour terrorists!! 5 minutes after that cheaque cleared Pakistan then told us they had Bin Liner in their country. Mr Cameron, they saw you coming a mile off you fucking MORON.

I cannot stress this enough. If any of you ever see Mr David Cameron out on the streets, or anywhere for that matter, punch him. I mean really fucking punch him. Do what you feel is the best way to hurt this man. The sooner we get him off this planet the better. Noone will miss him, noone will be sorry he's gone. Noone will ever care. We'll all be to busy dancing and partying in the streets to worry about your soul being eternally fucked in the arse by Satans throbbing, never-ending, cock.

Until next time ladels and jellyspoons...