The Cartoon Pope

I actually planned to carry on my last rant but i read something the other day which i had to talk about. I'll carry my first rant on next time as i had to get this off my chest.

The Pope...Pope 'Cover Up' VI...Pope 'Pederast' XVI...Pope 'Thinks He Is Immune To Our Laws' IX. Who does he think he is...the pope or something! I read the other day that there're plans to have him arrested for 'crimes against humanity' the moment he steps off the plane in England. After having picked myself up off the floor from laughing so fucking much i actually thought about this for a while. Apparently the Pope has 'Diplomatic Immunity' from arrest as this is a state visit. Having studied this a little further i discovered that he is not head of a state recognised by the United Nations...he is just a fucking state. I mean if you get the chance go and view a few pictures of God's 'Right Hand Man'. The Pope defines Bling. Let's just assume for one moment there is a God, would he really have picked this guy as his representative? The man who was a Hitler Youth, the man who says condoms increase the chance of catching HIV and i quote 'the problem cannot be overcome by the distribution of prophylactics: on the contrary, they increase it' The man who says Homosexuality is 'Moral Evil'. Hold on one gold chain wearing, God hearing, bullshit spouting minute...this man is actually saying that Homosexuality is wrong but this is coming from the man who tried to cover up child rape in the Catholic Church!!! I think he wakes up every morning and says to himself 'Right, how can i fuck things up even more today'. The man is genuinly insane. If i went out on the street saying to people what he is saying i'd probably be arrested for inciting riots. The man is a nut ball, a fruit cake, the man speaks the word of God...surely this is proof that God does not exsist? Imagine Jesus coming back down to Earth, what the fuck would he think about the state of the Catholic Church? What would be his views of the cover up scandel that has called for The Popes arrest when he comes to England? From what i've heard about this Jesus fellow he would be rather angry and disgusted with what has been going on in his absense. I think the Pope needs to take a long look at himself and decide if he is the right man to lead the Catholic Church. I'm all for arresting the Pope. How can he be immune when, according the Bible, all men are created equal. Doesn't this mean we all adhere to the same laws and the rules. So, judging by the laws written in the book he preaches he should be punished for what he has done. I say arrest him and make an example out of him. We need to show these people we won't put up with their bullshit anymore.

If the Catholic Church is to survive i believe it needs someone in charge who has an open mind and someone who is going to actually try to help people. Not someone who spouts absolute rubbish and hoards all the money for himself. The man is dripping gold. In the age we live in the Catholic Church needs to listen to people more and try to help them, not tell people how to live and punish them when they don't follow exactly what they say. The Pope certainly hasn't followed the word of the Lord. If God created us the way we are then as the head of the most powerful religious sect/organisation/Church/cult, whatever you want to call it, he needs to realise that God must've created some people to be homosexual. So the Pope must be saying that God was wrong!!! That's a statement and a half from his Popeness i think.

I hope he does get arrested when he comes over. If not only for the comedic value of it then for the purpose of showing The Pope he is not above the laws he preaches. I can't think of a better way to achieve this goal.

I promise next time i'll have a pop at the other God like creature walking this planet...Mr Simon Cowell. Until that time ladels and jellyspoons keep ranting about things.